The zip tie that exists in all states until you observe it.
Each zip tie exists in a superposition of "tied" and "untied" until directly observed. Perfect for cable management in dimensions 3 through 7. Made from entangled polymer chains sourced from ethically collapsed wave functions.
WARNING: Do not attempt to observe all 10 simultaneously. The last person who tried is now in 3 places at once and NONE of them are happy about it.
100 quantum zip ties in a sealed box. Are they zip ties? Are they not zip ties? You won't know until you open the box, and by then it's too late. Includes a complimentary cat that may or may not be alive.
WARNING: Cat is figurative. Unless it isn't. We genuinely don't know.
Two zip ties, quantum entangled. Tighten one in New York, the other tightens in Tokyo. Instantaneously. Einstein called it "spooky action at a distance." We call it "cable management."
WARNING: Not responsible for accidental strangulation across international borders.
"Finally got my server rack cables organized across 4 dimensions. The fifth dimension is still a mess but I blame that on Tuesday."
"Lost one star because the zip tie was simultaneously too tight and too loose. Had to collapse the wave function manually with a pair of scissors."
"I used the entangled pair to sync my home and office cable management. My wife in the home office is confused but the cables look GREAT."
"Opened the Schrödinger bundle. The cat was alive. It knocked all the zip ties off the desk. 1 star."
A: They are and they aren't. We recommend not thinking about it too hard.
A: You can return them to any timeline where you didn't buy them. Good luck finding one.
A: Everything is uncertain on Tuesdays. Please see tuesdayevent.com for current conditions.
A: 47 and 73 are sacred numbers. If you know, you know. If you don't, the zip ties will teach you.